 I am in a relationship and have been for the past five years. I’m very much in love with my partner and we do everything together, as a couple. In the past year or so I’ve gotten so bored with our sex, I hate our sex, it’s so vanilla and he always wants the same thing, for me to fuck him in the ass. Lately I’ve been dreaming of hot sexual fantasies where he’d fuck me in the ass and I’d lick his body all over and make love to him in the strangest of places. I’m scared to bring this subject up because I am very much in love and I don’t want to sacrifice this relationship with my partner, even though the sex sucks. I guess my question is, what should I do?
Mr. Big
Dear Mr. Big,
I’m guessing by your choice of nick names that you’re penis is rather large, is it? Perhaps your problem lies in honesty. You should be honest to your partner about your sexual life, and when he asks “How was the sex dear” you should come clean and say what you think… nothing will hurt more than years and years of “good” sex in his mind and then all of a sudden you drop a bomb saying the sex is boring. Say it now, before it gets too big of a deal.
You can try an alternative method that I like to call the “You’re in control” method. You pick the venue; make a romantic dinner on the floor with lots of candle lights as a surprise. When you surprise someone, you gain control; it’s in our human nature. You control what happens and it’s in your hands to tell him what you want. Make him so horny with your words and gestures that he’ll be like a good puppy and will do everything you ask him to do, even fuck you in the ass.
For those of you that are reading this column and are thinking; “No, I’ll never let anyone fuck my ass” think again. When you get pleasantly aroused in the rectum you feel pleasures you never though you could have. Even by having your partner lick your asshole violently with his tongue, nose and cheeks, will make you want them to fuck you because the pleasure is just too good. Try it…
Well Mr. Big, I’m not sure if I was a great help here as your problem isn’t really something I can solve for you, but I hope you and your partner will get over these problems you have and that you can get on with your nice life with your boyfriend.
Kind regards,
Alex.
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